8种不同特征的ACCA学员

　　天下A狗何其多，

　　备考还看奇葩说，

　　天下A狗何其苦，

　　一年四季都吃土，

　　天下A狗分 8 类，

　　快看自己配不配：

　　8种不同特征的ACCA学员

　　8 Personalities of ACCA Students

　　1. The Riddler （老师之宝ACCA狗）

　　你就是ACCA课堂上的赫敏，赫敏是《哈利·波特》书中以一个喜好钻研学术及无所不知的女孩形象出现。她不仅知道每个问题的答案，还记得读过的每本书的内容，并乐于将自己的知识告诉别人。因此她的求学生涯开始不久就获得了“格兰芬多万事通”的绰号，她因每堂课都积极举手回答问题并乐此不疲而扬名。是老师之宝课堂氛围的救星。

　　You’re the class Hermione, with your right arm constantly locked in the Question Asking Position and your brain tuned in on Rapid Question Mode. You may be the recipient of the occasional frowns from your classmates, but you’re the one who walks away with all the answers at the end of the day.

　　2. The Class Clown （逗逼ACCA狗）

　　You’re the person who beats the stress by cracking all the jokes, and that’s why people gravitate towards you. 你善用逗比精神迎接的压力与挑战，给大家带来欢乐!获得大家的欢迎~~

　　3. The I-didn’t-study-but-am-still-going-to-pass Student （天才ACCA狗）

　　You are the envy of your classmates for your apparent superpower of passing ACCA exams without breaking a sweat. Just remember...with great power, comes great responsibility.

　　4. The Textbook （学神ACCA狗）

　　你能记下所有的公式，熟知所有的理论，背诵所有的准则，你的大脑就是一本活教材。

　　You know every formula, theory and concept. You’ve memorised past year questions and can recite financial reporting standards the way rappers rap. Your brain is a powerhouse, both revered and feared by your classmates.

　　5. The Last Minuter （ACCA拖延狗）

　　这个无须解释，现在才仓促准备考试的都是这种狗。

　　You don’t believe in planning ahead because life is meant to be lived. Hey, YOLO right? People of this personality tend to thrive under last-minute pressures, and usually try to befriend The Textbook (sometimes with little success).

　　6. The Exchange Student （ACCA蒙逼狗）

　　当你第一次来到ACCA班上课的时候，你感觉大家拿着的是一本天书，乘着火箭看老师带你在云雾里穿梭，两个字 懵逼!!

　　You can’t seem to understand what is being taught in class, almost as if the lecture is in a foreign language. You’re too timid to ask questions, though, because everyone else is nodding their heads in understanding.